indomitable, but brazenly serendipitous
- Me: I haven't started my college essay yet, but i know i have 3 words i want to use -brazen, indomitable, and serendipitous
- Jeff Kim: hahaha i use brazen all the time my phone's t9word for texting doesnt know it though. sucks.
- Me: so good. "almost serendipitously, joe rose up in brazen defiance of supposedly indomitable societal guidelines" bang. into columbia
- Jeff Kim: jefferson is an indomitable figure, brazenly fighting all social injustices and helping others come across serendipitous situations.
- Me: joe brazenly rejected a pressing need to conquer the indomitable columbia application, serendipitously sipping his iced vanilla latte and surfing facebook instead
- Me: instead of having us write essays, colleges should just administer vocabulary tests
- Jeff Kim: yeah and if your sentence doesn't reach a certain limit, don't even apply
- Me: and anyone who uses the words ostrich and supercalifragilistic in the same sentence automatically gets in
- Jeff Kim: or any other made up words, for that matter
Story Time with Montefiore
MY GOD
oh my god
let me tell you
i had this image of it as this super nerdy place where people go to do math
but it’s so chill
my tour guide was this super bubbly girl from pakistan who was double majoring in poli sci and econ which is like my life plan
and does a lot of model UN
and is basically me with a vagina
so like
i got in to chicago saturday afternoon at like 4
max met my dad and i at the airport and we all went to white castle
and then we went to my lake house and spent the night
and then took the train into chicago in the morning
went to his hotel dumped my crap
had lunch with some junior friends
and then went to lollaaa
andddddd
ok
so first we saw portugal the man
which was relaly good but super trippy
so then we went to airborne toxic event
2ND ROW BITCHEZZZ
ROCKED out
they played a new song
it was goood
then we met up with caroline cuse
and went to gang gang dance with her friends
and stayed for like 10 minutes because it was kinda shitty
then went to perry’s which was like this electro stage
oh my god
this was like perry’s ‘lite’
like we stayed like 10 rows back
and saw the hood internet
which is the same sort of mashup deal as girl talk etc. except reallllllly funnn
so that was super super chill
then vampire weekend
VAMPIRE WEEKENDDDD
I WAS 20 FEET FROM EZRA KOENIG
he is a goddddd
anyway that was amazing and they played like 3 new songs
and then max left because he’s a pussy
it was really hot though, he was tired and headachy
but wait
then it gets crazy
so i went to catch the second half of passion pit
which was to die for
so bombbbb
AND THEN IT REALLY GOT CRAZY
because i went back to perry’s
for boys noize
and then
and i rocked outtttt for like an hour and made my way to the front
and then MSTRKRFT came on
and OH MY GOD
i was in the second row
400 million people pushing from behind me
and it was so sweaty and i said fuck it and unbuttoned the shirt
and it was this giant gyrating mob
so shmexual
meanwhile it’s like 90 degrees out
deathly humid
blerghhh
so mstrkrft was insaaaane
then i was like
ok
this is beyond fun and now uncomfy
after like 2 hours
so since i was at the front there was no way i was getting out the back
so i had to hop the fence over to the grassy area by the stage
and the bouncer helped me out
but in the process i lost one flip flop
white havaiana?
yes….. R.I.P.
its a sad day
they will be replaced with another pair of white havaianas though it’s ok
so at this point
i’m this nasty sweaty muddy shoeless dude with one button buttoned on his shirt
and my balls hurttttttt
i don’t know why….
so i was like
fuck the killers
can’t top mstrkrft
and i got a cab back to the hotel
and i’m like walking through the lobby of the peninsula
looking like i just came out of a dumpster or some shit
i got so many dirty looks
so i get to the room
and max and i ordered literally 200 dollars worth of room service
ohhhh yeah
a kobe burger with foie gras for me
sirloin burger for him
milkshakes for both
two orders of fries with blue cheese sauce
a baguette and melted goat cheese
it was sooo good
so while we were waiting for that i took a hot shower because i was not presentable
and then i realized like
shit
i have no shoes or clean pants
i have to college tour tomorrow
so i called my dad who was driving into town to stay with his sister for the night
and iw as lik
yo
pants
and he dropped by the hotel and dropped off some pants for me
and then i was like
shit
shoes
and he didn’t have any
so i walked to the walgreens in my spa slippers from the room
and all they had were like baby-sized pink flip flops
and i was like
f my life
so i tried to google another walgreens except my phone was being cunty still is it doesn’t really work
so i went to the concierge
and i was like
yo
where do i buy flip flops
so she googled another walgreens for me
and i went and bought my $1.64 flip flops (women’s btw, at least they fit, don’t laugh, kthxbai)
and so i had clothes
and went college touring looking a little ridiculous
but clothed!
le wilderness
it’s weird being off the grid. for the past couple weeks i’ve been at my cabin in norcal. it’s 13 miles outside of a small town called chester (pop 2,300). they don’t plow the road in the winter so it’s really only a summer place unless you want to snowmobile up, and the electrical lines stop running about 3 miles out of town. we have a generator for nighttime, water straight from the spring up the mountain, and no telephone service, cellular or landline. it’s peaceful… but isolated. on sunday night i drove down to SF with some friends for a few days to get away but mostly to see coldplay (transcendental). my time up here has been a nice interlude, we’ve been off-roading and swimming in snowmelt streams and hiking, but i NEED my city. it’ll be nice to have the 405 and 3G back when i get back to town on saturday night, but i’ll miss the lawlessness of the high sierra.
see you soon, LA.
sooo fun. and cute.
robots in love - beautiful small machines
weekend for the ages
this weekend i hit up my fave tea spot (jin patisserie) on abbot kinney twice in two days. i’ve been going there since like 7th grade and the same hispanic guy who’s run the waitstaff since day one knows me and loves me (probs because i take everyone i know there.)
i got my summer haircut finally (1/3 of the way into summer? really?)
i bought a where the wild things are tshirt… highlight?
i hit up intelligentsia on abbot kinney for the first time: they have not one but TWO $11,000 clovers and make the best espresso concoctions in this city
blogworthy “if i got hangovers this would be a hangover breakfast” at the phenomenally green (literally… not like environmentally friendly…) and classically los angeles patrick’s roadhouse
if my car had an ‘openometer’ like the new mini convertible to measure top-down driving time, it would be reading ALWAYS right now. except i don’t have a convertible. but i do have a sunroof.
amazing apples to apples… next time with vodka/apple cocktails. best idea ever?
i ran into an old elementary school classmate at the palisades starbucks… trippy?
three days before that i ran into an even OLDER elementary school BFF at joan’s on third… trippier???
LA’s big.. but everyone hangs out in the same spots. the fact that i know my flower guy at the sunday farmers’ market and the tea guy at jin and that i can run into two elementary school classmates in four days in this town reminds me that mega-metropolises can be and are weirdly intimate places.
i am also seriously seriously considering a one-day pass to lollapalooza in august… i will be conveniently in town and the lineup is INCREDIGOOD. and one day is 80 bucks instead of like 200. less do ittt
Grizzly Bear - Two Weeks (Fred Falke Remix)
I might be a little drunk, but i’m still pretty sure this is great.
